The Air Miles Scheme

THE AIR MILES SCHEME

Kill Bill almost Killed My Air Miles Scheme!

I asked David Carradine if he had an Air Miles card before I rang in his purchase.  “Not on me,” he said. "But I have enough air miles to fly back to Hollywood.  How about you?” he asked seeing me reach down into my pants pocket.  This had been our on-going joke conversation for months now.

“I have enough to get 1/3 of the way to the moon,” I replied.   “I’m worried if I’ll have enough to get back.”


Is it possible to grab 130,000 Air Miles out of thin air and get away with it? 


If Richard Pryor could get away with it in Superman 3, why couldn’t I?

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